Venus (in no jeans)

You know it’s going to be an interesting day when there’s a middle-aged woman, naked from the waist down, standing in line ahead of you. And where were my bare-bottomed friend and I queuing to get into? Venus, of course – the “erotic and lifestyle” expo, now in its 20th year.

You'd have to pour me into this outfit
You’d have to pour me into this outfit

This being Berlin, I was pretty much ready for anything…

Just as well
Just as well

but nothing could have prepared me for the crowds and the diversity of the people that were there. I think it’s fair to say that the Germans like a bit of kink.


Music blared, men and women bared, fantasies were aired – and I giggled a bit.

There were live sex shows, bondage workshops (elbow bondage sounded sufficiently odd but I missed that one), demonstrations, and you could even make your own dildos. I’m not sure I’d fancy a wooden dildo – splinters in places that should never have splinters – but each to their own.

Fruit and veg dildos
Fruit and veg dildos

There were some interesting fashion choices as you would expect:

and even more eye-watering puns.



You could buy fetish gear, underwear, whips, chains, ropes, clamps and anythingΒ else you could possibly think of.

What did I buy? I’ll have to leave that to your imagination…

Some of the demonstrations made me wince a little:


but have no fear, Venus is still all about the safety.

Good to know
Good to know

All in all, it was a fun, fetish-filled, fantasy-fuelled day out.

I’ll leave you with something I believe every home should have.

I can just see myself reading by cocklight
I can just see myself reading by cocklight



28 thoughts on “Venus (in no jeans)

      1. I think it was just for show, actually – I heard glasses clinking later on and Mr Playmo was drunkenly asking her if Marcel the garage mechanic and her policeman friend had forgotten any of their accessories when we did our Play saga photoshoot last year.

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  1. Germans are more sexual than you’d think, apparently. For all that efficiency, they certainly know how to let loose. And some of those dildos are….interesting. I can’t imaging doing anything with a light up cock….

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